SO, ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING, WELL, LETS SEE, OH MY GOSH, GEE, WILL YA LOOK AT THAT, GEE WILLIES ! WHO KNEW ? ! THE GARAGE DOORS THAT I REPAIRED ( NO, REALLY ) ! DID THE BEST I COULD, THEN I PAINTED THEM TOO. WELL, LETS SEE, WHAT WAS THAT ? WOW ! OH, ANYWAY, LETS SEE, HERE'S, OH......... LET ME FINISH!
THE PAINT, RUBBER BANDS, HAIRPINS AND SCOTCH TAPE HELD ! WOOOO ! THAT WAS CLOSE ! YA KNOW, I WISH PEOPLE WOULD WATCH WHAT THEY'RE DOING WHEN I'M RIDDING IN THERE LANE ! SOME PEOPLE, JUST THE NERVE OF THEM ! ANYWAY, OH YA, HELL YA ! ALRIGHT ! SHIT DAMN ! HELL YEAHHH ! HA ! HA ! AND ' HE ' DIDN'T RUN THE DAMN SUV INTO IT AGAIN ! HELL NO ! THREE DAYS NOW ! THREE FUCKING DAYS ! AND STILL STANDING ! ALL PAINTED UP ! AH HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,HA, HA, HA, HA................................................HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA.......................................................AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....................HA,HA,HA,HA,HA, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH MY G_D !!! OH MY GOSH ! I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT ! DAMN !
OH WELL.
NO, I DON'T SMOKE..............SPAT.
ANNNYWAY, SO WHERE WAS I ? HUM, SO, LETS SEE.........LETS SAY.............THIS BUSINESS MAN, HEY THAT'S IT, FROM LETS SEE, HUM, UMM......YEAH.....SMITH'S, AN ' EXECUTIVE ' MANAGER TYPE, UM HUM, LEAVES THE HOUSE EARLY ONE MORNING AND, ' WILL YOU QUIT DOING THAT ! ' AND TAKES THE TRASH OUT. ' TAKE OUT THE TRASH ! ' ' WILL YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THAT ! ' ' TAKE OUT THE TRASH ! YOUR GOING TO GO BLIND ! ' ' TAKE OUT THE TRASH ! ' ' STOP THAT NOW ! ' " GET A JOB ! " " BUT DAD, YOU SAID IF YOU DIDN'T DO THA....OFTE...." ' CELL PHONE ! ' " STOP THAT NOW ! " " HONEY DON'T FORGET TO FEED ' YOUR ' DOGS." ' TAKE OUT THE TRASH ! ' DAMN CELL PHONE ! ' " MINE ? " ' WHAT'S THAT SMELL ? ' " MINE ? " ' WHERE ? ' " WHO IS IT ? " ' STOP THAT ! ' " I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING ! " ' WHERE'S THE PHONE ? " " SUV. " ' WHERE ? ' " IN THERE ! " ' I FOUND IT ! ' " WHAT'S RINGING ? " " IS IT YOURS ? " ' I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.' " CELL PHONE ! " " HOPE YOU FOUND IT ! " ' STOP THAT ! ' " SHIT ! "
UMM, WHERE WAS I, OH, HERE WE GO, ' I'M OUT'A HERE ! ' " OH NO YOUR NOT ! " ' DAMN, THE TRASH ! ' THEN, REVERSE, NO CAN'T DO THAT, BETTER DO THIS, IT'S SAFER AND PUT IT INTO PARK, SO HERE WE GO! THERE, ALL BETTER NOW, CALM DOWN, BREATH IN AND OUT, CALM DOWN, IN.....AND OUT......IN AND OUT, " DAD ? " ' STOP THAT ! ' STOP THAT ! NOW ! ' ' TAKE OUT THE TRASH ! ' RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, OK, RUN, TRASH, TRASH, RUN, " OH, GOOD MORNING ! HOW ARE YOU. THAT'S GOOD. HOW'S THE KIDS.......SAME HERE. HAVE A GOOD DAY! " RUN, CURB, TRASH R - E - C - E - P - T - A - C - L - E ( SEE, SPEL NAC I ), ALRIGHT, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN...........UMM, ' WONDER WHERE THE SUV IS ? ' " HUMMM,"
' OH...........WHY'S THE SUV IN THE GARAGE ? '
" HONEY, WHILE YOUR IN THE GARAGE, WILL YOU BACK MY CAR OUT ?........DID YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH ? "
UM HUMMM, UH.. " DEAR........I'M GONNA PARK YOUR CAR ON MY SIDE OK ? " " SURE, SO YOUR GONNA STAY HOME, CALL IN SICK ?....HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE GARAGE......LATELY ? "
" OH ? "
" IT'S OK. I'LL CALL IN FOR YOU, MAYBE WE CAN MAKE ADAY OF IT ? "
" OH. "
" IT'LL BE GREAT, I'LL CALL IN SICK AND WE'LL HAVE THE KIDS MAKE THE MORTGAGE PAYMENT AND SLEEP ON THE PORCH WITH ' YOUR ' FRIENDS. HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, WAIT, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,....I'M MISSING ONE, ' OH,' " ARE YOU FINISHED YET ? " " YEAH MOM." " OH, BART TOOK OFF THE NUMBER OFF MY BIKE THAT YOU GAVE TO HIM! "
" HE DID. WHY ? "
" I DON'T KNOW."
" OK. AND I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HIM, HE'S DOING ' COMMUNITY SERVICE ' FOR VOTING REPUBLICAN AND PAINTING THE PARK BENCHES ! "
" OK......THEN TELL HIM TO PUT IT BACK ON. "
" THE PAINT ? "
" NEVER MIND ! "
" I KINDA LET THE SUV ' MOVE ' INTO THE GARAGE....GOTTA GO ! "
" WHAT ? "
" NO MOM, THERE ON THE PORCH. "
" WITH YOUR FRIENDS ? "
" WITH THE SUV ? "
" NO MOM, DAD LET THE SUV ' PARK,' WELL, OK, UMMM, IN BETWEEN THE DRIVEWAY AND THE GARAGE DOOR........ON THE ' OTHER SIDE.' "
" OH. ARE ' HIS ' FRIENDS THERE TOO ? "
" NO MOM."
" WHERE ARE THEY ? "
" THERE BARKING ON THE BACK PORCH ! "
" OH. "
" OH. "
" OK THEN."
" I THINK THE SUV AND DAD WENT BACK TO WORK."
" OK.........DID HE TAKE OUT THE TRASH ? "
" I THINK THE SUV DID ! "
" OHHH.......WHAT HAPPENED AGAIN TO THE GARAGE ? "
" OH........' nothing '....SEE YA LATTER. "
AND, THAT'S MY UNDERSTANDING OF IT ALL, MORE OR LESS IN ORDER, I THINK........HOLD ON, UM, OK THEN, YEP, THAT JUST ABOUT PUTS IT IN ALL THE ORDER IT NEEDS TO BE PUT INTO. OH YEAH, NO, THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE, OK THEN...........
SO, THE ' OTHER ' MORNING I WAKE UP WITH THE ' NOTION ' OF A MONGOOSE WEARING ' SUNGLASSES.
YEP. SUNGLASSES. WITH FOLDED ARMS. ' SECRET SERVICE MONGOOSE.' UMM HUMMM, AND I THINK THOSE DAMNED FROGS ARE SOMEWHERE POKING THEIR ' ITTY BITTY ' NOSES INTO, WELL, ' WHAT'S THAT ? ' SO, HERE'S WHAT I THINK, BUT NOT REALLY, WELL, SOMETIMES, NOT ALL THE TIME, WHO'D WANT TO DO THAT ? WELL CERTAINLY NOT ME ! I DON'T THINK SO, WELL, HUMMM, YEP. AND, WELL, THAT'S HOW IT GOES, SOMETIMES.........LET'S DO IT THIS WAY, OK, THEN HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.......AND THAT MONGOOSE JUST A KEEPS AH LOOKING AND 'AH STARING....HUMM. YEP. SO, HERE GOES...
LOOK A FROG !!
SOMETIMES WELL NOT ALL THE TIMES, I WONDER, NOPE THAT CAN'T BE IT, WELL, COULD BE, BUT NOT NOW, NO, THAT'S NOT IT. ANYWAY, SOMETIMES I PONDER THE NOTION......WHAT'S BEHIND THE SUNGLASSES ?
SO MANY KETTLES ALL AT ONCE, JUST AMAZING, AND LARRY FLAT ON THE FLOOR WITH ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT LITTLE ' FROGGY PRINTS ' ALL OVER HIM AND DORTHY JUST LAUGHING AND LAUGHING, OH, THE ' MAGIC ' IN THE AIR ! AND HOW THOSE SUNGLASSES JUST HANG IN THE MIST OF MONGOOSE TRAVEL; EMPTY AIR. SO, SHIT ! THAT RED STREAK, THAT BLAZE OF LIGHT. SO FAST!
I KNOW THERE'S A MONGOOSE ! OR FROG.....WHERE'S THE FROG? IS THAT A ZIPPER IN THE FUR ? BUT ARE THE EYE'S REALLY RED ? COULD BE ANOTHER COLOR, WHAT IF IT'S A SPIEGEL* MONGOOSE ? WHO KNEW ?
HE'S LOOKING THIS WAY NOW !
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| NONE OF THESE ARE IN ORDER, HOWEVER, THIS PAGE WAS RIGHT AFTER THE END OF THE ARTICLE. THE 8X4 FOOT COMMISSION FOR THE TERRORIST BARTON PRICE CONTAINS THE TOWER, AND A HARP. CELL PHONE AND OTHER ITEMS THAT ' INDICATE ' EVENTS IN ' PRESENT.' HAVE A NICE DAY ASSHOLES, AND ALL THE QUEER SONS OF BITCHES THAT WORK FOR THE STATE AND FED WHO SOLD THIS COUNTRY OUT. THAT IS WHY HOMELAND SECURITY IS SUCH A ' JOKE.' OBAMA, YOUR JUST ' DUMB ! ' WITH ALL THE SHIT THAT HAS HAPPENED AT THE WHITE HOUSE, WHY ARE THEY EVEN ALIVE ? BUT YOU LET THEM KILL A ' MOTHER ? ' ARE YOU A ' CLOSET ' HOMOSEXUAL ? THE PAINTING: ATHENA AND MARY, MOTHER OF G_D ? AND THE CHESS BOARD IN THE CENTER ? FUCK'IN GEE ? BE CAREFUL ! ALL THE TIME ! YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT, REMEMBER. OR .........I AM ' BEING PLAYED.' |
" * ULTIMATELY, THOUGH HE SHIES AWAY FROM CONCEDING THAT ' SNAPCHAT'S ' MISSION IS TO CHANGE A CULTURE THAT SEEMS HELLBENT ON EXPOSING EVERYTHING."
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