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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

SEXUAL CHILD ABUSE ' ORDAINED ' IN APS

THIS PAGE WILL DEFINITELY MESSED AROUND WITH AND ALREADY HAS BEEN AT THE EMA FERGUSON LIBRARY. THESE ARE SOME OF THE PAGES FROM THE ' SELLING ' OF MR VALENTINO'S PAST TO APS AND HOW HIS ' SPARKLED ' ACCELERATION THROUGH THE WORK PLACE HAS ' ENHANCED AND EN-RICHED ' THE NOTION OF HIRING PEDOPHILES EVERYWHERE.

NOW, I CAN SAY PEDOPHILES FOR THIS REASON, HE ' NEVER ' CHECKED EVEN WHEN TOLD, AND HAD NO ' RESPONSIBLE ' NOTION OR ACTION REGARDING THE WELFARE OF ALL SCHOOL CHILDREN AND OR TEACHERS WHO ARE, WERE OR ACTIVELY ' RAISING ' CHILDREN ALONG WITH TEACHING THEM AS AN ' OCCUPATION.'





I PUT THIS IN SIMPLY BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO IT ALL, THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT. AND BECAUSE ' CHILD ABUSE ' IS SUCH A BAD TOPIC, IT CAN BE ' APPROACHED ' AS A CHILD ONCE SAID, IN REAL LIFE.



Monday, June 22, 2015

OH WELL, ALL THOSE CONGRESSIONAL MONKEYS AND ' THIER ' LEADER UNDER ' THE PINK HOUSES,' EXCEPT WHEN THIER UNDER THE ' RED TENT ! '



.............ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH ! NO ! NO ! NO ! NO!..........SO, OUR NEXT PRESENTER FOR ' SHOW AND TELL ' IS GOING TO BE A TREAT ! SO, FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT'S AND, YES ?.........HONEY, NO, IT'S JUST A ' SAYING ' TO ' ACCENTUATE ' THE ABSOLUTE ABSUR......I MEAN, EXCITING AND ' TREMENDOUS ' ' NEW PROJECT ' THAT HENRY AND BERNARD ARE WORKING ON ! SO,............WELL,...
BERNARD, HENRY WHAT IS YOUR PRESENTATION ! OH, ISN'T THAT NEAT ! REALLY ! AND............OH MY G_D !! ' WOW !' ' HUH ? ' ' I HAD A FROG ONCE ? ' CAN HE DO THAT ? ' ' THEY ! POOP ! ' ' UH-HUH ! ' ' OOPS 1 OH BOY ! ' ' OH MY GOSH ? ' ' WANT IT ? ' ' I QUIT EATING BUGGERS, MOM SAID IT WAS WRONG ! ' ' IT'S NOT A DARE ! ' ' I WILL. ' ' OH ' ' IT'S THEY, CAN'T DO THAT ' ' OH 1 ' ARE YOU SURE ' ' WELL ? ' ' WHO ? ' ' I GUESS. ' ALRIGHT ! THAT'S ENOUGH ! OH MY LANDS, YOU'D THINK THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD WAS COMING TO AN END ! NOW BE STILL, BOY THIS IS REALLY ' NEWS ! ' BOYS DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING ? ' WOW ! ' ' DO THEY KNOW ? ' ' UM..' ' WOW.' STOP ! WELL, BERNARD, THAT'S QUITE THE STATEMENT, A ' WHOLE NEW REVOLUTION ! ' AGAIN, EVEN, WELL, NOW, SO, WHERE SHALL WE BEGIN, OH...........THANK YOU HENRY........OH MY! MY ! MY ! MY ! WELL, I THINK IT'S ALRIGHT, YOU KIDS MAKE VERY SURE THAT YOU THIS JUST INSIDE THIS ROOM, OK ?..........' WOW ! ' ' SHUSSSS ! ' ' AGAIN. ' ' WELL..' ' I HAD A COW, HE, HE, HE, HE,..' ' ARE FROGS ? ' ' HAIRY ? ' ' HUM, IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION ? ' ' I FEEL LIKE WERE IN SOUTH PARK.' ' CAN'T, COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT ! ' ' WELL. MY PHONE SAYS..


' SHUT UP ! OH MY LANDS ! YOU THINK THAT THIS HASN'T HAPPENED IN EVERY COMMUNITY IN THE ENTIRE NATION ! ? WELL ? ' WOW. ' ' GOSH ! ' ' I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT THEY CAN DO THAT. ' ' DOES OBAMA KNOW ? ' ' MOM SAYS HE IS. ' ' DOES MICHAEL KNOW ? ' ' AW COME ON ! ' ' WELL? ' ' ARE YOU SURE FROGS ARE ? ' ' SQUIRRELS ARE ! ' ' NO THERE NOT. ' ' I HAD A PENGUIN. '

I'M VERY ' SURE ' THE FIRST LADY ' KNEW ' WHO AND WHAT SHE WAS MARRING ! SO, WE WILL BE READING THIS..........DECLARATION OF YOU TWO AFTER WE TAKE A SHORT RECESS WHILE I HAVE AN ITTSY BITTSY LITTLE ' MEETING ' WITH THESE TWO......UM,...WELL, HOW SHALL I PUT IT........' REVOLUTIONARIES !' ' WOW, WHO KNEW ! '.....................' GEE, DOES BILL GATES KNOW ?' ' NO. ' ' WELL, I KINDA DID. ' ' YOU DID ? ' WELL....KINDA. ' ' IS THIS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ?' ' COOL.' ' WHERE ?' ' OH.' ' WELL.' ' WHERE ? ' ' HERE ? ' ' OH. ' ' WELL !'.............OH....MY...GOSH !
' I HAVE TO PEE.' ' WOW ' ' UH-OH ! ' ' WHOOPS ! ' ' CRAP ! '
' WELL, WHAT NOW ? ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' HOW CAN THAT BE ? ' ' LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK ! ' ' WHAT ? ' ' LOOK WHAT THE 'SAYSADENT' SAID ! ' ' WHO ? ' ' SHE'S WEIRD ! ' ' WHO ! ' WOW ! ' ' WHAT ? ' WHAT MY CAT SAY'S ! ' ' WHAT ? ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ! ' ' WHY ! ' ' OH BOY ! ' ' WOW, LOOK ! ' ' HOW CAN THIS BE ? ' ' YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT ! ' ' DAD DOES. ' ' WHO ? ' ' WE'RE DEAD FOR SURE ! ' ' THE WORLD'S GONNA END ! ' ' BOY ! ALL IN ONE DAY ! ' ' SHUSS ! ' ' THEY MIGHT HEAR YOU ! ' ' AGAIN ! ? ' ' WHO ? ' ' ALL IN ONE DAY ! ' ' LOOK! SEE ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' COOL ! WAIT, I MEAN, UM, IS IT ? ' ' YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ! ' ' WHAT ? YAG ? ' ' NO, NOT THAT ONE ! THE OTHER ONE, YOU KNOW, THE ' N ' ONE ! ' ' WHY ? ' ' OH, BOY ! ' ' HERE WE GO AGAIN ! ' ' WHAT ? ' ' THE ' N ' WORD ? NEGOTIATE ? ' ' WELL, DAD SAYS THAT'S A BAD ONE TOO ! ' ' I NEVER SAY THAT ONE ! I MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE ! ' ' YEA ! ' ' NEGOTIATE ? ' ' YEAH, THAT'S A BAD ONE ! SILLY ! ' ' WOW.' ' YEA ! ' ' NO NOT THAT ONE, THE OTHER ONE THAT YOU CAN'T SAY ! ' ' OH,.........WHICH ONE ? ' ' OH, I KNOW.......NOUN ! THAT'S THE ONE ! I HATE THAT ONE ! ' ' YEAH I HATE THAT ONE TOO ! ' ' NO, NOT THAT ONE ? ' ' BITCH ! ' ' HUH ? ' ' NO, THAT'S THE ONE THAT MORON IN ALBUQUERQUE SAID ! ' ' YEAH ! ' ' NO, NOT THAT ONE ! ' ' WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPER..................' W-H-IS-P-E-R '.................? ' ' OH MY G_D !!!!!!! ' WHAT ? ' ' W-H-IS-P-E-R ! ' ' OH,.........SON OF A BITCH ! ' ' CAN'T SAY THAT ONE EITHER ! ' ' YEAH, DA YA WANNA BE AN ' ALBI-Q ! ' ' EEEEEW ! ' ' GOSH NO ! ' ' WELL, KEEP ON DOING THAT AND WE'LL ALL BE DEPORTED ! '  ' SURE WILL ! ' ' A SLEXICAN ! ' ' MEXICAN ! ' ' ARE THEY REAL ? ' ' THE ' N ' WORD ? ' ' OH NO ! THE WHOLE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END ! ' ' SURE IS, DO HENRY AND BERNARD KNOW ? ' ' OF COURSE THEY DO, WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ? ' ' GOSH, NOT ' W-H-IS-P-E-R,' DO YOU THINK ? ' ' OH MY G_D , WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ! ' ' UH-OH ! ' ' WHAT ? ' ' FOUND ANOTHER SNAIL! ' ' COOL, WONDER IF HE USES THE ' WHISPER ' WORD ? ' ' WHO ? ' ' THEY'RE COMING BACK ! ' ' ALL IN ONE DAY ! '
' CAN I PEE NOW ? '

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/22/politics/barack-obama-n-word-race-relations-marc-maron-interview/index.html

HENRY, BERNARD, BE SEATED ON THE STAGE, CLASS, ' BUZ, BUZ, BUZ, ' UM, OH, WAIT ONE SECOND, ...........YES, UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-.........................................................................................................................................................
WHAT ! ? ! ?...............................OH MY G_D ! THE NATIONAL GUARD ! WELL, I DON'T KNOW ? MAY BE ! ' HE ' SAID WHAT ? HERE ! THE UNITED STATES ? ! WHAT ? WELL, I DON'T KNOW ?

' WOW ! ' ' ARE WE GOING TO DIE ? ' ' COOL. ' ' I HAVE TO PEE. ' ' MY SNAIL DID. ' ' WOW. ' ' LET ME SEE ! ' ' ME TOO ! ' ' NEGOTIATE ! WOW ! ' ' NO,  ' W-H-IS-P-E-R ! ' ' OH HERE IT COMES ! RIGHT NOW ! ' STOP THAT ! GO TO THE BATHROOM ! NOW ! ALRIGHT, WELL, MAYBE, I KNOW WHATS LETS DO, LETS DO THAT INSTEAD OF THIS OR THAT, WAIT ! BERNARD, HENRY, GO BACK TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM AND I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND, CLASS WE HAVE A ' NATIONAL EMERGENCY ' GOING ON RIGHT NOW, BUT DON'T WORRY ! IT'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT ! ' W-H-IS-P-E-R ! '  WHO SAID THAT ? ' WOW ! ' ' NEGOTIATE ! ' ' NOT AGAIN ! ? WHY ? ' ' BOY ! ARE YOU IN TROUBLE !!!! ' ' YOUR AN ' ALBI-Q ! ' ' AM NOT ! ' ' EEEEEEH ! ' ' NO MORON, IT'S EEEEEEEEEEW ! ' ' NOT SO ! ' ' MY CAT SAYS BOTH ARE RIGHT ! ' ' FUGLY ! ' ' AM NOT ! ' ' GOSH, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ! ' ' WHISPER ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' ANOTHER DUCK ! ' ' NEGOTIATE !, HA I SAID IT TOO ! ' ' OH MY GOSH ! ' CLASS ! BE QUITE ! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. YOU ! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO !
' COOL.' ' WOW. ' ' ARE WE IN TROUBLE ? ' ' WHERE'S MY SNAIL ? ' ' EEEEEW ! ' ' YOU SAT ON HIM! ' ' DID NOT ! ' ' DID TOO ! ' ' WELL, HE SAID ' NEGOTIATE ! ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' AND SO IT STARTS ! " ' IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD ! '
' I HAVE TO PEE AGAIN ! ' ' WOW ! ' '
" OH MY G_D ! " " OH MY ! " " DID YOU TWO DO THAT ! ? ! " ' WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPERING............., WHISPER'S,...............WHISPER,  CNN.COM !!!!


" OH MY G_D ! " " OH MY LANDS ! " " I WONDER IF PUTIN KNOWS ! ? ! "....................

' WOW ! ' ' DID YOU HEAR THAT ? ' ' IS THE EVEALUTION STARTING ? ' ' WHAT'S THAT ? ' ' COOL.' ' GEE, I WONDER IF WE'RE INCLUDED ? ' ' HOW COME ? ' ' 'CAUSE ! ' ' YOU DID THAT BACKWARDS ! ' ' HE HAS A GIRL PHONE. ' ' OH, A MAC DUDE, GIRL ! ' ' HA, HA ! ' ' HE, HE ! ' ' WHO'S MAC ? ' ' LONG STORY ! ' ' DAD SAID THAT ONCE ! ' ' WHERE IS HE ? ' ' I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ! ' ' OH. ' ' WONDER WHY SHE SCREAMED ? ' ' I DON'T KNOW. ' ' I DO. ' ' WHY ? ' ' N-E-G-O-T-I - - ATE,' THAT'S WHY.........IT'S ON MY CAT ! ' ' IT'S NOT A CAT ! ' ' WELL, IT'S NOT A DOG ! ' ' THEY WENT TO JAIL ! ' ' UH-OH ? ' ' COOL ! ' THOSE DOGS ATE IT, THAT'S WHY. ' ' OH. ' ' WELL,.....' ' I DON'T KNOW ? ' ' WE'RE TALKING WITH ' THEM ? ' ' IT'S PRO RE VERSSIVE ! ' ' MY MOM'S PRO-RE-VERSIVE ! ' ' MINE TOO ! ' ' WOW.' ' WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITH ALL THE HEADS ? ' ' THE COW'S ? ' ' NO SILLY ' ' I DON'T KNOW.' ' HEAD CHEESE ? ' ' CAN'T MAKE THAT ANYMORE ! ' ' YEAH ! MAD COWS MAKE MAD PEOPLES ! ' ' COOL ! ' ' NO IT'S NOT ! IT'S DUMB ! ' ' SURE IS ! ' ' WHY ? ' ' IT MAKES THEM ' PRO-RE-VERSE ! ' ' OH.' ' FOR REALS ? ' ' YEP ! ' ' WOW. ' ' DO THEY KNOW ? ' ' NOPE ! ' ' GOSH ! ' ' WELL I THINK THAT IF ALL THE ' BARBIES ' IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD WERE IN CHARGE THEN IT WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE FOR LADY BUGS AND BUTTERFLIES AND ' EVERYTHING ! ' ' YOUR NOT STEVE JOBS ! ' ' WHO'S HE ? ' ' HE DIED.' ' HE DID ? ' ' N-E-G-O-T-I-ATED ' ATE HIM ! ' ITS ' ATED ' DUMMY ! ' ' OH ! ' ' I GUESS IT'S JUST THE ' EVEALUTION ! ' ' THAT'S ' REVOLUTION !,' GOSH, YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ! ' ' YAG ! ' ' WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW THAT ' THEY ' THINK THEY'RE IN A ' REVOLUTION,' 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT MOM SAYS ! ' ' SHE DID ? ' ' YEP ! AND YOU KNOW WHY ? 'CAUSE THEY WANT EVERYBODY TO WEAR BLACK AND DRESSES ! ' ' WOW, NOT ME ! ' ' LIKE MR. PEIRCE ? ' ' AGAIN ? ' ' DON'T BE A ALBI-Q ! ' ' AM NOT ! ' ' ARE TOO ! ' ' WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW WHO ' THEY ' ARE ! ' ' DO NOT ! ' ' CAN'T WE JUST BE GOOD AND GET ALONG ! ' ' WHY ? ' ' 'CAUSE ! ' ' I DON'T KNOW ! ' ' I DO ! ' ' ECOBOLY !, THAT'S WHY ! ' ' ECONOMY ! ' ' OH ! ' ' JUST THAT ? ' ' YEP ! ' ' THAT'S WHAT POP SAYS ! ' ' W-H-IS-P-E-R ! ' ' CAN'T SAY THAT ! ' ' JUST DID ! ' ' WELL, THE PRESIDENT DID ! ' ' YEAH, BUT HE'S THE LEADER ! ' ' MOM SAYS HE SAID IT CAUSE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO NOT BE RASISTORY ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' WHY A TORIE ? ' ' 'CAUSE ! ' ' WELL THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID ! ' ' AGAIN ? ' ' WHAT DOES CANADA SAY ? ' ' WE'RE LIKE CANADA ? ' ' WELL ? ' ' I THINK WE SHOULD ALL BE LIKE COWS, THEY GET ALONG ! ' ' UNTIL......HA ! HA ! ' ' OH.' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' YOU MEAN, DIVERSIALACATIONORLY ! ' ' DIVERSIFICATION, DUMMY ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' GOSH ! ' ' COOL ! ' ' JUST LIKE STEVE JOBS ! ' ' HE'S DEAD.' ' I KNOW.' ' WHO'S IN CHARGE NOW ? '

' BILL.' ' BILL WHO ? ' ' GATES ! HE HELPED JOBS ' ' HE GOT HIM A JOB ? ' ' I HAVE SNAILS, A WHOLE BUNCH ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' WELL, HE KINDA DID, AFTER PEPSI ! ' ' NO ! ' ' YEP ! ' ' THAT'S RIGHT ! ' ' BET HE COULDN'T COOK ! ' ' NOPE ! THANK G_D ! ' ' WELL, BET THE OTHER STEVE DID ! ' ' BERNARD ? ' ' NO SILLY ! '.................' I ' NOT SILLY ! ' ' OH-NO.' ' HERE WE GO AGAIN ! ' ' ARE TOO ! ' ' AM NOT ! ' ' ARE TOO ! ' ' AM NOT ! ' ' GEE, DAD SAY'S JUST LIKE CONGRESS ! ' ' IS NOT ! ' ' THEY'RE ' MONKEYS ! ' ' TAKE THAT BACK ! ' ' WILL NOT ! ' ' OH YEAH ! ' ' YEAH ! ' ' POOPHEAD ! ' ' OH MY ! ' ' OH YEAH ' ' WELL ! I NEVER ! ' ' YOUR A GIRL ! ' ' ARE NOT ! ' ' AND SO IT BEGINS AGAIN ! ' ' WHAT'S WRONG WITH GIRLS ? ' ' ECKY ! ' ARE NOT ! ' ' WELL........THAT'S WHAT BERNARD SAID ! ' ' WELL, LOOK WERE HE IS NOW ! ' ' YEAH, THE ' REVOLUTION ! ' ' YEAH ! AND HE'S IN BIG TROUBLE NOW WITH THE ' TEACHER ! ' ' YEAH ! IT'S ' COOL ! ' ' YEAH ! ' ' SURE IS ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' YEAH ! ' ' GEE, WISH I WAS A REVOLUTION-ARY-RE-VERSIVE ! ' ' GOSH ! ' ' YEAH ! ' ' WELL, I'M NOT GONNA GET INTO TROUBLE OVER COWS ! ' ' COWS ? ' ' GOSH ? ' ' CAN YOU DO THAT ? ' ' WHAT ? ' ' QUESTION COWS ? ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' HE'S IN TROUBLE WITH THE MONKEYS ! ' ' OH MY ! ' ' AND THE LEADER ! TOO ! ' ' OH MY GOSH ! ' ' THE COWS ? ' ' THEM TOO ! ' ' CRAP ! I GOOTA PEE ! ' ' NOT AGAIN ! ' ' YOU HAVE TO GET PER-MESS-ION ! ' ' OH ! ' ' HURRY ! ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' HURRY ! ' ' OH ! ' ' WELL, I'M A BOYSCOUT ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' NO HE'S NOT ! ' ' HE'S A CUB SCOUT ! ' ' WELL, COULD BE A BOYSCOUT ! ' ' OH MY G_D ! CAN HE SAY THAT ? ' ' I HERE BY GIVE YOU PER-MESS-TION TO PEE ! ' ' OH MY GOSH ! ' ' YOU MEAN G_D ! ' ' NO, NOT HIM ! ' ' HE DID IT ! ' ' NO NOT THAT ! ' ' NOT ON THE FLOOR ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' YEAH, THAT WAS COOL ! ' ' THAT'S LEADERSHIP ! ' ' SURE WAS ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' I'M TELLING ! ' ' ARE NOT ' ' WELL, THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS ! ' ' DAD SAYS THAT ALOT ! ' ' WOW ! A PARENT SAYS THAT ! ? ! ' ' GOSH ! ' ' WOW 1 ' ' WAS THAT THE ' RE-EVO-LUTION ? ' ' GUESS SO.' ' DOES MOM KNOW ? ' ' PUTIN ? ' ' I GUESS ? ' ' SHE SAID IT ! ' ' I KNOW, BUT WAIT.......CAN YOU SMELL THAT ? ' ' I HEAR IT TOO ! ' ' LISTEN ! ' ' UH-OH ! ' ' HERE COMES TROUBLE ! ' ' NOT AGAIN ! ' ' LOOK ! '..................' WOW ' ' I SMELL IT TOO ! ' ' NOT AGAIN ! '
' UH-OH.' ' WOW, WHERE WERE YOU ? ' ' THE BATHROOM ! ' ' GOSH, ARE YOU ALRIGHT ?' ' I DON'T KNOW.......BERNARD WAS IN THERE FOR AWHILE ! ' ' OH MY. SIT DOWN. DO YOU FEEL WELL ? ' I THINK........SO ! ' ' LOOK WHAT HE GAVE ME ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' COOL. ' ' WHAT IS IT A PICTURE OF ? ' ' A UFO, I THINK ! ' ' WOW !!!!!!! ' ' REALLY ! ' ' FOR REALS ! ' ' GOSH ! ' ' OH MY G_D !!!!!!! ' ' LET ME SEE ! ' ' HOLY SHIT ! OPPS...SORRY ! ' ' HUH ? ' ' GIRL ! ' ' NO WAY ! ' ' NICE MONGOOSE ! ' ' HOW CAN YOU TELL ? ' ' JUST CAN ! ' ' HEY LOOK, THERE IT IS RIGHT ABOVE JUPITER AND THE MOON ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' GOSH ! ' ' DO YOU THINK THAT'S THE SHIP THAT TALKED TO BERNARD AND HENRY AND BRAINWASHED THEIR PETS AND THE COWS AND THEM AND THERE GOING TO TAKE THEM AWAY UP TO THE STARS AND THEN DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO THEM AND TAKE THERE GUTS OUT AND THERE EYE BALLS AND THEN SELL THEM TO OTHER ALIENS AND THEN COME HERE TO TRY TO GET THE REST OF US AND EAT US AND HUH,..........OH, WELL, YOU KNOW ? ' ' YOU ARE JUST ONE BIG FROG LICK EARL ! ' ' WE ALL KNOW THAT THE ALIENS ONLY LIKE COWS ! ' ' I HEARD CATS TOO ! ' ' YEP ! THAT'S THE TRUTH ! DAD SAID ! ' ' OH BOY ! ' ' YEAH,'EM TOO ! ' ' WHAT ? ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' WOW ! ' COOL ! ' ' JEEPERS ! ' ' CRAP ! ' 'YEP ! ' ' UM,..........I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK BUT MOM SAID IT WAS VENUS . ' ' YOUR JUST A GIRL, YOU DON'T KNOW IMPORTANT STUFF LIKE BOYS ! ' ' OH YEAH, WELL THEN YOU JUST BE EATEN UP BUY ' ALIENS ! ' ' OH NO ! NOT THEM AGAIN ! ' ' HELP US !!!!!! ' ' SHE'S JUST A GIRL ! STINKY AND EVERYTHING ! ' ' YEAH ! ' ' PEEPY STINKY ! ' POOPY ! ' ' THEY, THAT'S RUDE ! ' ' WHAT ? SHE'S A GIRL ! ' ' WELL I KNOW, BUT SOMETIMES SHE'S ' COOL ' LIKE US ' MEN ! ' ' ARE YOU OUT'A YOUR MIND ? SHE IS A G-I-R-L ! ? ! ' ' SO, A FROG LICK.......THEN ? ' ' OH. ' ' WELL, HUM....I THINK, I'M NOT REALLY SURE, BUT ' SHE ' MIGHT BE A ' GUY ! ' ' ARE YOU SURE ? ' ' OH.' ' CAN I SEE ? ' 'YEP ! ' ' LOOK AT ' HIS ' FEET ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' BIGGER THAN MINE ! ' ' YUP ! SURE IS ! SORRY DUDE ! ' ' YEAH, DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SO RUDE ! ' ' WELL, I..........I.....FORGIVE YOU GUYS, BUT NOT HENRY ! ' ' STILL SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL ! ' ' SOUNDS LIKE YOU ! ' ' HUH ? ' ' THE DEVIL STAR ! ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' WHERE ? ' ' RIGHT THERE ! ' ' VENUS ! ' ' WHAT ? ' ' I LIKE ' COWS ! ' ' A DEVIL STAR, OH MY GOSH ! ' ' HEY, GUYS A WEIDIMIDE ! ' ' A PYRAMID ! ' ........AHHHHHHHHHHHA!!!!!!

" WATCA DOING ? "
........................' WOW ! ' ' COOL ! ' ' WHAT A DEVIL ! ' ' NO, DUMMY, JUST THE TOP ONE ! ' ' OH.' ' WELL, I WONDER WHERE IT CAME FROM ? ' 'WHERE DID IT COME FROM, MOM SAID THET OUR HOME IS MIXTURE OF TWO ROTATING SOLAR SYSTEMS THAT ' BUMPED ' INTO ONE ANOTHER AND IT DIDN'T ' MIX ' VERY WELL' ' OH. ' ' WHAT ? ' ' WOW! ' ' YOU KNOW LIKE COWS IN THE PASTURE WHEN THEY LET ' GEORGE OUT ! ' ' OH ! ' ' OH. ' ' OH !!!! ' ' OH YEAH ! ' ' OH, WELL, SAME OLD THING ! ' ' NO ALIENS ? ' ' NOPE ! ' ' AW ! ' ' OH WELL, AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE THE DEVILS ! ' ' OH, DEAR ! ' ' OH WELL, BIG DEAL..........GOSH, I WONDER IF THE ' TEACHER ' ATE BERNARD ! ' ' EW ! ' ' BET SHE'S DEAD NOW, THEN !.................'

OH MY G_D ! AGHHHH ! BERNARD ! ARE YOU ALRIGHT !!?? OH MY G_D ! CALL THE AMBULANCE ! CALL 951 ! HURRY ! HURRY ! LOOK ! HIS HAND'S SHAKING ! THE ONE WITH HIS PHONE ! HENRY ! TAKE THAT OUT OF HIS HAND ! MAYBE IT ELECTROCUTED HIM ! QUICK ! ' YES MA'AM !' ' I THINK HE MIGHT LIVE !, OH MY G_D ! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE ! IT'S TO LATE ! '


 OH MY LANDS ! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LET ME SEE ! GIVE IT HERE, THAT'S A GOOD BOY. ALRIGHT, NOW LETS.............................WELL........I'LL BE, HUM, WELLL, ISN'T THAT SOMETHING ( ON CELLPHONE ) !
 ! HOW.........INTERESTING ! HENRY ! HENRY ! COME BACK HERE ! RIGHT NOW !

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/26/politics/supreme-court-same-sex-marriage-ruling/index.html

  ' OH MY G_D ! THE PRESIDENT PAINTED THE HOUSE HE LIVES IN !


THE REVOLUTION IS ALMOST TO LATE ! THERE GOING TO ATED US ! THE WORLD'S GOING TO END ! ' ' NOT AGAIN ! ' ' SO SOON ! ' ' OH WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN ! ' ' COOL 1 ' ' ALEINS ! ' ' WELL, THAT WAS FAST ! ' ' WHISPER 111, WHISPER !! WHISPER ! ' ' CAN'T SAY THAT ! ' ' NOT THAT ONE THE OTHER ONE ! ' ARE YOU SURE ? ' ' WELL, ALMOST ! ' ' STILL CAN'T SAY THAT ! ' ' YOU MEAN THE WHITE HOUSE ISN'T WHITE ANYMORE ? ' ' NOPE ! ' ' LETS SEE ! ' ' NOPE, MAGENTA, T-MOBLE, COPYRIGHT AND TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT ! '' OH CRAP ! ' CAN'T SAY THAT EITHER ! ' ' POOP ! ' ' FROG LICK ! ' ' POOP BUTT ! ' ' A WHOLE COLOR, DOES G_D KNOW ? ' ' POOP FROG LIZARD BUTT ! ' ' OH YEAH ! ' ' WELL..........YEAH ! ' ' GIRL BOY ! ' ' HEY WHAT COLOR IS IT ? ' ' ALOT ! ' ' OH WELL, THERE GOES WASHINGTON ! ' ' ANYWAY, WHERE'S BARNARD ? ' ' THE TEACHER'S TRYING TO WAKE HIM UP ! ' ' WHY ? ' ' CAUSE ! ' ' HE FAINED ! ' ' WHY ? ' ' 'CAUSE THE WHITE HOUSE CHANGED COLORS ! ' ' OH. ' ' WOW ! ' ' YOU THINK THEY'LL ATED US ALL ? ' ' I GUESS SO ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' EVER SEE THAT MOVIE ' GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER ? ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' YOU MEAN THEY ATE ALL THE GUESTS ! ? ' ' UH-HUH ! '

WE HAVE THE RIGHT NOT TO MADE INTO ALIEN YAG, I MEAN, ALIEN GAY PEOPLE 'CAUSE WE'RE TOO YOUNG ! YEAH ! AT LEAST UNTIL WE'RE NINETEEN ! YEAH ! ' 

' THAT'S OLD ! ' ' YEAH, LIKE ' REAL OLD,' I THINK YOU LIKE DIE THEN, HUH ? ' ' OH MY GOSH ! ' ' WOW, LIKE MY DAD ! ' ' OH G_D HELP US ALL ! THEY MAKE PEOPLE INTO ' BUG SOUP ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' WOW ! LOOK AT THIS ONE, OH MY GOSH ! ' ' THEY TOOK HIM RIGHT UP IN THE SKY ! ' ' OH CRAP ! ' ' OH WOW !!! ' ' OH MY GOSH ! ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' NOT AGAIN ! ' ' HUH ? ' ' WHAT ? ' ' NOT YOU !11 ' ' OH NMY G_D ! ' ' JEEPERS ! ' ' WAIT, SHE A GIRL ! ' ' IS NOT ! ' ' IS NOT, REMEMBER ! ' ' ARE YOU SURE ? ' ' AM NOT ! ' ' WELL, ARE YOU SURE ? ' ' YUP ! ' ' WE GOTTA START THE REVOLUTION RIGHT NOW ! ' ' RIGHT NOW ? ' ' WHAT IF THEY ATED US ? ' ' HMM, BETTER START A REAL ' QUITE REVOLUTION ' THEN ! ' ' SCHUSSSSS ! ' ' YEAH, ' TIPPYTOES,' AND THEN WE'LL PAINT IT WHITE AGAIN ! ' ' WHY NOT ' GREEN' COLOR ? ' ' HEY ! I KNOW ! MAGENTA ! ' ' CAN'T, T-MOBIL ! ' OH, FORGOT ! ' ' WELL...............I KNOW, YELLOW OR MAYBE ' PINK ? ' ' PINK ? ' ' WHY ? ' ' 'CAUSE ! ' ' HEY ! CRANBERRY SAUCE COLOR ! YEAH ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' SURE BERNARD WASN'T IN THOSE SHOES ? ' ' YEAH, TOO SMALL ! ' ' I KNOW LETS START THE ' EVOLUTION ' AFTER THE NATIONAL GUARD LEAVES ! ' ' YEAH.' ' YEAH, ' THE RIGHT TO BE CHILD LAW! BAN YAG THINKING, LEAVE KIDS OUT OF IT,' WHAT'A THINK ? ' ' COOL ! '............
' THINK THAT KID ' FELL ? BACK TO EARTH ? ' ' WOW.......' ' THE PRESIDENT'S WERE ABDUCALATED ? ' ' ABDUCTED ! ' ' WELL ? WHAT ELSE HAPPENED ? ' ' OH. ' ' GOSH. ' ' OH, MY G_D ! ' ' YOU MEAN, THEY ATED HIM ' ' YUP ! ' ' SURE DID ! ' ' YEP, THAT'S ABOUT ALL THERE IS TO IT ! ' ' OH MY GOSH ! '

 
' WELL, I THINK IT SHOULD BE PINK ! ' ' ME TOO ! '  ' YOUR DUMB ! ' ' HOW COME ? ' ' CAUSE ! ' ' BECAUSE ! ' WHY ? ' ' JUST ! ' ' WELL ? ' ' OH YEAH ! ' ' MY HOUSE WILL BE RED ! ' ' OH BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN ! ' ' NOT AGAIN ! ' ' YOUR RED TENT HAD A LEAK ! ' ' ONLY WHEN YOU TOUCHED IT ! ' ' YEAH ! ' ' NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH IT ! GOSH YOUR DUMB ! ' ' WELL, I STILL THINK IT SHOULD BE PINK ! ' ' YOUR A GIRL ! ' ' OH YEAH, WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ! OH, YEAH ! WELL........HUM............., SO WHAT ! ? ' ' OH YEAH ! ' ' YEAH ! ' ' ' PINK ! ' ' PINK ! ' ' PINK ! ' ' PINK ! ' ' PINK ! ' ' PINK ! ' ' AND........P- I- N- K ! '' YOUR WEIRD ! ' ' YEAH ! ' ' GIRLS ARE ALIENS ! ' ' OH CRAP ! SORRY....' ' WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ! ' ' SHOOT ! ' ' NOT AGAIN ! ' ' WELL, SO IT'S PINK THEN ! ' ' THANK G_D NOT A RED TENT ! ' ' YEAH ! ' THOSE DAYS SEEM LIKE YEARS ! ' ' YEAH ! I GET GROUNDED ! ' ' ME TOO ! ' ' I GET TO PLAY ! ' ' I HATE YOU ! ' ' CAN'T SAY THAT ! ' ' UH-HUH ! ' ' YEP ! THAT BE IT ! ' ' HUM. ' ' OH WELL...' ' THE PRESIDENT HAS A RED TENT ? ' ' YEP ! HAD ONE BEFORE A PINK HOUSE ! ' ' ARE WE GOING TO DIE FIRST BEFORE THEY ATED US OR ATED BEFORE THEY KILL US, OR ' KINDA ' ALL AT ONCE.......HUM,.......BARBECUE SAUCE.....OR MAYBE, LIKE WITH CORN THAT YOU USED TO FEED BABY TURTLES BEFORE THEY DIED AND WENT DOWN TO ' THE THROWN,' OR HOW 'BOUT LIKE BERNARD THAT MOM SAID " NOT REALLY SURE WHICH ROCK HE WAS FOUND UNDER AND WHY, ' OH WHY ? IN G_D'S BLUE HEAVEN ' HIS PARENT'S EVER, OH EVER PICKED UP THE ROCK IN THE FIRST PLACE, OR..' ' GOT IT !!!!! ' ' YEAH ! HIS DAD SAYS THAT ALOT ! ' ' OH MY G_D, LOOK ! ANOTHER ONE !!!!!!! ' ' BOY, THEY TORE THAT ONE APART ! ' ' NOT AGAIN ! ' ' WOW ! ' ' COOL ! ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' ARE THOSE BERNARD'S SHOE'S ? ! ' ' WELL, HE DOE'S GO AROUND BAREFOOTED ALOT ! ' ' YA, THE COW'S EATED HIS SHOES ALOT ! ' ' BOY, THEY JUST TWISTED HIM RIGHT OUT OF HIS SNEAKERS, NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONE ! ' ' YEP ! ' ' YUP ! ' ' NOPE, LOOK THERE.............OH NO ! ' ' WHAT ? ' ' NOT THE PHONE ! ' ' OH MY GOD ! ' ' I JUST ! REALLY ! DO NOT ! BELIEVE THIS ...BERNARD ! '

 
THE HOUSE SHALL BE ' PINK ! ' AND WE DON'T HAVE TO BE ' GAY ' IF WE DON'T WANT TO ! BERNARD ! BERNARD ! STOP THAT ! NO ! NO ! NO ! NO ! NO !............' DON'T HAVE TO ! 'CAUSE I RESEAVE THE ' RIGHT ' TO ' LIKE,' ALTHOUGH ' ICKY,' GIRLS ! ' ' EWWWWWW ! ' ' CAN HE DO THAT ? ' ' OH MY G_D ! ' ' I FEEL SICK ! ' ' CAN'T DO THAT ! WE HAVE TO BE TOBLORANTED ! ' ' TOLERANT ! ' ' SAME THING ! ' ' I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE ! ' ' OH G_D, OH G_D, OH G_D ! ' ' I REALLY DON'T THINK THE PRESIDENT'S GONNA LIKE THAT ! ' ' BOY, WE'RE IN TROUBLE NOW ! ' ' THE ' SILENT REVOLUTION,' RIGHT NOW ? ' ' CAN'T DO THAT ? ! ' ' AND HERE WE GO AGAIN ! ' ' I HAVE TO PEE ! ' ' AGAIN ? ' ' PINK ! ' ' WOW ' ' COOL ' ' STILL HAVE TO PEE ! ' '  HOW COME ' THE SILENT REVOLUTION ' RIGHT NOW ?  TO SAVE GIRLS ? ' ' EW-WHEE ! ' ' STINKY ! ' ' NOT ' ALL ' OF 'EM ! ' ' WE DONT HAVE TO ' VOTE ' FOR 'EM, DO WE ? ' ' NOPE ! ' ' WHEW ! ' ' THAT WAS REALLY CLOSE ! ' ' WELL, I THINK WE CAN LIVE WITH IT ! ' ' JUST AS LONG AS WE DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM IN THE ' SECRET FORT ' AND GIVE 'EM THE PASWORDS ! ' ' YEAH ! 'CAUSE THEN THEY MAKE US DRINK TEA AND PLAY DOCTOR AND ' HOUSE ' AND WASH DISHES AND TAKE BATHS AND ALL THAT GIRL STUFF ! ' ' THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE FROGS ! ' ' I DO ! ' ' WELL, YOUR ONE OF US ! ' ' WELL, I GUESS SO......' ' ALRIGHT THEN, THE ' REVOLUTION ' BEGINS ! ' ' I WONDER IF PRESIDENT OBAMA KNOWS HE'S A ' GUY,' MAYBE HE CHANGED HIS ' MIND ? ' ' WELL, IF HE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT ' GIRLS ' THEN THE ' PINK HOUSE WOULD BE REALLY ' PINK ! ' RIGHT ? ' ' RIGHT ! ' ' YEP ! ' ' YUP ! ' ' RIGHT, I GUESS ! ' ' I'M BETTER NOW..........BUT I'M HUNGRY ! ' ' I JUST PEED ! '

WATCH OUT FOR THE NATIONAL GUARD, AND KEEP THAT LITTLE ' REVOLUTION ' TO YOURSELVES.................' THE ARMY NATIONAL GUARD.'.............CHILDREN ! CLASS DISMISSED !

WHAT A DAY ! WELL, WHAT NOW ?


' I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN ! ' ' ME TOO ! '







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