BREAKFAST

 I HAVE ALWAYS FOUND THAT A SIMPLE BREAKFAST CAN START A DAY OFF REAL GOOD.

PHOTO ONE IS NOT THE SIMPLEST WHILE BEING STUNG COUNTLESS TIMES…WHILE CLIMBING THAT GOD DAMNED TREE……never-mind

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PHOTO TWO…WELL, WHAT THE HELL, BEE SNOT AND PEANUT…..excrement

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NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING, ‘ BART WHAT ABOUT THAT ‘ INNER DIAMETER SLOPE !.’…..the sorority girls….?

WELL, APPARENTLY WITH COVID AND ALL, THAT PROTEIN SOURCE HAS JUST DONE GONE ‘ SKY HIGH ! ‘ YUP ! IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS EXPENSIVE BEFORE !?! BESIDES, THEM FURRY THANGS AREN’T QUITE IN SEASON YET, SO…..GUESS WE GOTTA WAIT.

THEY SAY A TWENTY ONE PERCENT INCREASE ON THEM ‘ HUNTING LICENSES ‘ THIS YEAR TOO !

DAMN ! DON’T THINK UNM DONE GONE ‘ CHEAP ! ‘ HELL NO ! BOY !…..THOSE BETTER BE REALLY FINE PIGGY TAILS AT THEM’UN PRICES !