FOR SANTA

DEAR SANTA

I HAVE BEEN A VERY GOOD BOY THIS YEAR ( FOR REALS THIS TIME ! REALLY ! ) AND SO I WAS JUST WONDERING THAT IF, WELL, 'CAUSE I FOUND A WALLET WITH A WHOLE LOT OF CASH IN IT AND ALOT OF CREDIT CARDS AND A BRAND NEW OTTER ENCASED SAMSUNG CELL PHONE THAT I SO ENTHUSIASTICALLY ( HAD THE POLICE CALLED AND MET WITH THEM ) RETURNED 'CAUSE IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO AND HELPED FEED FAMILIES AND BABIES ( REALLY, BACK IN EL PASO ) AND ALWAYS PICK UP GLASS ON THE BEACH IN HAWAII ( HOPE SERVICES, P.O. BOX 501, KAILUA-KONA HI, 96745 ) AND WHEN I PICK UP BEER CANS AND FIND ' NEW ' ONES I ALWAYS EMPTY THEM SO THAT THE ' PARENTS ' KNOW THAT I HAVE A CONSCIENCE. AND....WELLL......I WASN'T THE ONE WHO PUT THE RUSTY OLD BIKE IN THE TREE BY THE TRASH CAN, AND I ALWAYS TRY TO DO THE RIGHT THING ( YOU KNOW,.....SERENITY AND ALL ), AND I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN G-D AND SATAN AND MONEY ( MUST BE WHY I'M SO F....... POOR, OPPS, SORRY ! ) AND I DO APPRECIATE THE OLD TUBE OF BLUE OIL PAINT, HOWEVER,THOUGH, I HAVE PICASSO'S BIRTH DATE, I'M JUST NOT READY FOR MY ' BLUE PERIOD ! ' ( NOT DONE BITCHING ABOUT WARHOL, OPPS...SORRY ) AND I BRUSH MY TEETHS ONCE A WEEK AND HAVE NEVER CURSED THAT I REMEMBER ( I THINK THATS THE ' ALMOST ' TRUTH,....KINDA )........AND I TRY TO HELP PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH THRE DUMB ( OPPS.....SORRY, WELL ALMOST ! ) AAAAAND.....I STILL PRAY ( TRUTH ) AND,......WELL.....AND JOHNNY GETS TO COOK BREAKFAST ALL THE TIME BUT I GOT'A PICK UP CANS!

OH, EIGHT YEARS OF SOBRIETY IN JANUARY 2014 !!!!! !!
FUCKING A !!!! BUT I'M NOT PROUD....NO EGO HERE ( REALLY ! FOR REALS ! ASK GOV. PERRY !!!!! FOR REALS ! ASK PRESIDENT BUSH OR PRESEDENT OBAMA ! I'M ALMOST ( WON'T GET ANY SMALLER ) TELLING ALL THE REAL TRUTH )


BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT.....SO HERE'S MY VERY SHORT LIST, IT'S GONNA TAKE ABOUT A WEEK OR SO, ( HUM.....DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS )

1. A i-PHONE AND SAMSUNG, BOTH SMART PHONES TOUCH PADS WITH THE WORKS AND ONE YEARS FREE SERVICE.

2. A TRANSPORTER SO I CAN GO WHERE EVERYONE TELLS ME TO GO. OR FLYING SAUCER.

3 A MAC PRO NOTEBOOK/LAPTOP WITH ADOBE POTOSHOP/ 17 INCH SCREEN.

4. I GUESS WORLD PEACE, RUSH.....GET WITH THE ' PROGRAM '

5.AND ALL THE WORLD'S CHILDREN TO BE TREATED WELL......WITH REAL LOVE.


I'M NOT DONE YET!