VY - UPDATED 10-10-2015, THE WILDS OF SANTA TAOS

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http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/10/10/matthew-aijbade-student-tased-by-cops-died-georgia-valencia-newday.cnn

http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/09/asia/india-saudi-maid-attack/index.html

http://krqe.com/2015/09/28/albuquerque-daycares-license-still-suspended-investigation-continues/

http://krqe.com/2015/10/09/albuquerque-court-orders-veterans-to-unusual-sentence/

http://krqe.com/2015/10/09/mma-fighter-who-beat-pregnant-girlfriend-sentenced-to-8-years/

SO, MY DAY STARTED OUT WITH THIS EXQUISITE EXAMPLE OF SANTE TAOSONIAN DINING. YUMMY ! THIS EXCLUSIVE DISH CAN BE FOUND AT ST. GERTRUDE'S ' EXAMPLED SOCIALLY IMPAIRED,' AND FINE DINNING.

' GHFXWGHG - #hfh^#*^bvb#$#b!!!!!!! '

THERE WAS A TIME THAT I WAS IN COLLAGE AND I WAS AN ' ARTIST,' YUP, SURE WAS AND THIS GUY ALWAYS ' PICKED ' ON ME AND SAID THAT HE WAS A ' MASTER ' OF ALL THINGS THAT G_D MADE AND THAT I LOOKED FUNNY, BUT NEVER MADE FUN OF ' MOM,' BUT ONLY ME, AND THEN HE DID ' STUFF ' THAT HE SAID WAS ' ART,' AND THEN......... ONE NIGHT WHEN I CAME BACK FROM, UMM, UGH, WELL, LET'S CALL IT ' SUPPER,' I FOUND ' MY ' PAINTING HORRIBLY ' DISFIGURED ' AND MUTILATED BEYOND ' REPAIR ' AND ' SLASHED UPON ' AS IF A HORRIBLE LITTLE TROLL LIKE ' MUTANT ' JUST WHIPPED HIS PEE-PEE OUT AND URINATED ALL OVER ' MY ' BEAUTIFUL ' CANVAS ' WITH ALOT OF ' COOL ' PAINT ON IT ! FOUR LITTLE DOTS OF RED PAINT !  ' BASTARD! '

SO, WHAT COULD I DO ? WELL ?! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ! BUT................
I DID THIS INSTEAD !

I PICKED UP HIS CAN OF ' GESSO,' WHITE PAINT, WHATEVER ! ( THINK THAT'S HOW THIS IS DONE ' HERE ! ' ) AND THREW THE CONTENTS OVER HIS ' LITTLE ' ' HANGY THING ' SUSPENDED FROM THE GIRDER ABOVE THAT WAS COVERED IN CANVAS AND ' EXPRESSIONS ' OF WHAT ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS THE ELEMENTARY SCRIBBLINGS OF A ONE YEAR OLD WHO ' DISCOVERED ' THE MANY USES OF A CAT'S TAIL AND RESULTING ' REPRISE ' NOT ONLY ' OF ' NEWLY FOUND ' DECIBELS ' OF ' CAT LANGUAGE ' BUT ALSO ' MODERN ART ' AS UNDERSTOOD BY ' P-R-O-F-E-S-S-O-R-S ! WOW ! IF ONLY THE WHITE PAINT HIT THE STEEL UNDERNEATH THE CANVAS ! OH YEAH, HE APPARENTLY DRAGGED ' SOMETHING ' OUT OF A STEEL YARD THAT WEIGHED, WELL, MORE THAN ANY ONES IDEA OF ' ALOT,' AND WELL, HE JUST ' PISSED ' THE HELL OUT OF ME AND WHEN I THREW ALL THE PAINT OUT OF THE CAN, WISHING FOR ' ALOT ' MORE, AND THEN......SHIT MORE PAINT !

I ONLY MADE IT WORST............IT ' THEN ' SEEMED ' COMPLETE ! ' A STATEMENT THAT WOULD ' FURTHER ' HIS ' ART CAREER,' AND HE GOT AN ' A ! ' 

WELL I GOT ONE TOO, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT ! AND YES I LEFT THE ' FOUR HUGE ' DOTS ON.........WELL, BE................BECAUSE...........I COULDN'T GET THEM OFF THE CANVAS, YEAH ! THAT'S IT ! THEN WAS TOLD THAT I SHOULD GO TO NEW YORK ! HOW COME I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO GO TO " NEW YORK !? "

ANYWAY, THE DUDE BELOW IS NOT ME ! IT'S ' THAT ' BASTARD WHO DESTROYED MY PAINTING ! RAND ! 

 

 NOW, BELOW IS ' THE OB-LONG HOUSE, ' NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ' LINCOLN LOG HOUSE, ' OF SANTE TAOS AND IT IS ' RUMORED ' THAT THIS IS WHERE GOVERNOR MARTINEZ WAS ' ONCE ' HELD HOSTAGE BY THE ' EVIL CHILD EATERS AND WOMEN HATERS ' THE DEMOCRATS.

THE OB-LONG HOUSE OF SANTE TAOS.

ONE OF THE ' STASHES OF VOTER TURN OUTS AND
DEMOCRAT RUNNER UPS WITH ' BLANK HEADERS.'

WELL ! THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD !

DEMOCRAT ' NATIONAL ' HEADQUARTERS IN SANTE TAOS.

STATE ' POODLE.'

ONE OF MY ' MOMS.'

HOW I WAS ' SNUCK ' IN ACROSS THE '
BORDER ' FROM THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS,
WITHOUT A ' GREEN CARD,' NO NOT THE
ONE THAT WE WERE GIVEN IN THE UNITED
STATES COAST GUARD; MINE WAS TAKEN
AWAY.............'CAUSE, WELL....WELL, I STILL
DON'T KNOW ?

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WILDWOOD

 FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE BOWELS OF NEW MEXICO, ONE OF EARTH'S FINEST OFFERINGS, AS PER PEOPLES, NOT NECESSARILY NATIVES; THE BIRDS, FLOCKS AND ' TENDENCIES,' OFTEN ' BANGING ' INTO INTO ONE ANOTHER; WALLS, BRICKS AND GRASSHOPPERS.' GERIATRIC SUBMISSIONS.' SANTA TAOS, NEW MEXICO ! HOW BEAUTIFUL ! SANTA FE, SORRY, I MEAN TAOS, MAY-BE, WELL, I THINK,.......SILLY ! ANYWAY...........,ANYWAY, THESE ' NEAR ' HUMAN, AND ' DRESS CODE APPLIES,' ASK THE NATIVES, " WELL, REAL ' WHITE PEOPLE ? ' WHO KNEW ? " ARE SOMEWHAT ABUNDANT HERE FROM CA ! THAT'S RIGHT CA - CA ! COOL S-T-Y-L-E-!

ANYWAY HERE IN WELL, TAOS, SANTA TAOS, OLD SANTA FE, NO ' FOR REALS,' KINDA' LIKE ' TEXAS,' 'CEPTING WITHOUT ' TEXANS ' YET, ' CA-CA-TANS, THE ' REAL ' FOUNDING NATIVES,' OF THE CAPITAL OF NEW MEXICO.................I THINK.

HIEROGLYPHS CAN BE FOUND IN THIS ' STRANGE LAND.'

OH, THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT THAT I HAD A BLOOD CLOT IN MY ' HEART,' AND THAT ' FLOORED ' ME ! " YOU MEAN MY CT GAVE THAT MUCH INFORMATION OF MY BODY ? " CT ? THE MAN CALLING FROM LOVELESS ASKED. " YA, THE CT, ' CAT SCAN ' OF MY HEAD ? " OH, YOUR HEAD ! HE SAID. " YOU MEAN THAT I HAVE A BLOOD CLOT IN MY BRAIN ? " I ASKED ?

ANYWAY, SO, WELL....................HM.......MMMMMM.........UM..........HUUUMMMMM............" OH HELL ! "

NOT MY ' HEART,' YEP, MY ' HEAD ! ' NO ! NOT THAT ONE ! THINK BIGGER ! THAT'S RIGHT LIKE A ' SELFIE ! ' 'CEPTING WITHOUT THE THE CAMERA ! THERE YA GO ! GOOD GIRLS !

SOOOOOO.............., DESPITE THE MEMORIES OF THE MOVIE ' SCANNERS ' SO MANY YEARS AGO, MY HEAD HAS NOT, SO FAR, GONE ' PIP-IT-TY-POP ! ' KA-POW ! ' ' THERE SHE BLOWS ! '

SO NOW I HAVE A FOLLOW UP, AND PHYSICAL, OH WOW ! CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT ' POKE !' 'CEPTING ALL THE OTHERS HERE, INCLUDING BLOOD WORK, FLU SHOT AND HEPATITIS SHOTS AND ALIEN EXTRACTING EYE BALL ANTENNA EXAM, NOT TO MENTION ' TAIL EXAM ( PERHAPS REMOVAL ( ? ) ), THEN OF COURSE, THE  ' JUST WHY IS HE MALE ' EXAM AND ' SHOTS,' AND I'VE ALREADY HAD THE ABDOMINAL EXAM AND AM HAPPY TO REPORT THAT THE ' PREGNANCY ' IS DOING WELL, THOUGH ' A BIT ' OVER DUE ! HUM........WELL, THAT I THINK IS JUST ABOUT IT. OH YEAH, THE ' PENIS EXTRACTION OR ' EXTENSIONS ' OR ' REMOVAL,' I OPTED OUT, " I'M COMFORTABLE, THANK YOU." WOW !

KINDA WONDERING.....THOUGH.........DR.DRAKES AND HUGHSON'S VOICES IN MY HEAD, ALL THOUGH YEARS AGO, AND FATHER'S ( ? ' NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE ( ???? ) ' - 2014 ) 2006-'07 REMEMBER GIRLS ? " SEE A DOCTOR ! " " GO TO A DOCTOR ! " ALL OF THIS REPEATED SO MANY TIMES I COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COUNT THE TIMES THAT I HEARD IT ALL. THEN JUST ' BELOW ' " FOLLOW ORDERS ! " " DO WHAT YOUR TOLD ! " " KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ! " SO MANY TIMES !!!!!!!! FOR ABOUT A YEAR, AND A FEW MONTHS.

THEN REDUCTION IN RENT..........................???? AND STILL KINDA WONDERING......? IF A ' BLOOD CLOT ' IN THE BRAIN ( YES APPARENTLY I STILL HAVE ONE, AND GUESS WHAT ? I DID BEFORE, BUT NOW ' BIGGER ! ' DISPLACEMENT, KINDA LIKE A ' BATHTUB, HUH ? ' BET SO! ' AND STILL.......KINDA WONDERING IF THAT'S............WELL, YOU...............................UM..............KNOW ? IF THAT'S A ' GOOD THING ? '




JUST WONDERING.............WELL...........................I KNOW, CALL THE ' POLICE ' NEXT TIME..............BUT THEY WERE ' BUSY ' WITH, WELL................................' PROFIT ' AND WELL.................................. " WHY I DIDN'T WORK FOR THE FBI " A CAPT. OF APD IN FRONT OF THE FAIR HEIGHTS NEIGHBORHOOD MEETING, ABOUT 2004-'05. " THE TRUMBULL NEIGHBORHOOD COULD EASILY BECOME THE FAIR HEIGHTS NEIGHBORHOOD. " APD CAPT.

I DID CALL THE POLICE FROM A JUDGE'S HOUSE. EXPLAIN THAT. 2006, FEB 14.