MOUSE TRACKS ON THE ' GRID '

MOUSE TRACKS ON THE ' GRID '

OH, YEAH, I FORGOT ! UM… ANYWAY, UM, HUM, IT WAS RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY, HOW DARE YOU ! NOT THAT ! G_D ! HOW EMBARRASSING ! YOU THINK THAT WAY….. DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW ? WAIT, JUST WAIT TILL TILL I TELL HER, WHAT ALL THOSE CAMPING TRIPS WERE ABOUT WITH DAD ! UM-HUM, SHAME ON YOU !

NOW I REMEMBER, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, I SAW THIS WOMAN WHEN I WAS AT A TOP SECRET LOCATION ( TOP SECRET ( - REALLY ! ) YOU KNOW )  ASKING FOR ' CHANGE '  AND SHE LOOKED AT ME UNDER A FLOPPY HAT BASED ( PUN ? )  ON THE ARMY/MARINE IDEA OF DECOR/CAMO VISUAL ARCHITECTURE, BEHIND REALLY BIG DARK  SUNGLASSES AND RIGHT IN MID-PAW-STRIDE, SHE STOPPED, THE ABOUT FACE AND BACK TO THE REDUNDANT GASOLINE CALORIE EXCHANGER RATING REGARDING SPEED AND DISTANCE MAKER; SHE LEFT. 

WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, I FELT SO GUILTY, THANKS POPE, THAT I JUST WENT INSIDE AND BOUGHT A REDUCED COFFEE CAKE BECAUSE I WAS ALMOST HUNGRY AND THOUGHT ' WHAT THE HELL,? ' ' MIGHT AS WELL CURB THE NEED;' BAD IDEA IN THE COMPANY OF THE ZOO'S OCCUPANTS. I MEAN, WELL YOU KNOW ? LOOK AROUND.

SO, THEN AFTER A LITTLE COFFEE AND CAKE, I FEED THE REST AND ASKED THAT THEY BUY THEIR OWN COFFEE. " COFFEE ? WHO NEEDS COFFEE ? ! " ' THEY ' ASKED, " I DON'T NEED COFFEE, MAN, I'VE BEEN UP SINCE………WHAT TIME IS IT ? " " ABOUT 8:30 AM, " I SAID, " NO DUDE, WHAT DAY IS IT ? " " OH, MONDAY, " SAID I. MIGHT AS WELL, I THOUGHT ( HA ! HA ! )." DAMN, IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY ? ! " NOPE. " " OH, SEE YA ! I SHOULD BE ASLEEP ! "

WELL, SO MUCH FOR COFFEE CAKE AND THE IDEA OF ' SUGAR'S ' CALORIE EXCHANGE RATE AS TO HEAT IN REGARDS TO COLD; DID IT EVEN MATTER IN THIS INSTANCE AS PER TIME AND THOUGHT RATE ? WELL, I DON'T KNOW, ' MY PAPERWORK ' STATES THUS : ONE HOUR INTO MY JUNIOR YEAR OF ' COLLAGE ' AS OPPOSED TO COLLEGE AND, WELL……HUM, I JUST DON'T KNOW. SO, LETS THINK ON THAT FOR A MOMMEN……….

ANYWAY, WHO WAS THAT GUY ? MAYBE THE ' DISGUISE ' WORKED………THIS TIME AND IT WAS REALLY THAT ' PANTHER ' LOOKING FOR PRAY OR HER ' QUARY? ' I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS JUST THINKING, YA KNOW ? YEAH, THAT'S IT.